RUMOR - 4Channer Leaked Many of Nintendo's E3 announcements

A 4chan user that goes by the name of Round Cactus that supposedly works for the ESRB has allegedly leaked many details concerning Nintendo's new console. Read the original thread in the pic above, or take a look after the break to read up on the 'Leak's' supposed details...
Console Info

• system is called the ‘Current’
• can connect to and join friends’ games instantly, without waiting for them to end their round
• game updates can be downloaded and installed even while you’re playing
• controllers feature haptic touchscreens
• console resembles a Super Famicom
• console is backwards-compatible with all Wii functions, including Nintendo Points
• Wii Remotes, Balance Boards, and all other Wii peripherals work with the Current
• Nintendo Points carry over if you have a Nintendo account
• data on SD cards can be transferred
• Nintendo may not be showing everything at E3, to leave some surprises for TGS

First-Party Games

• pack-in Mii minigames family title
• a Mario Kart game
• Super Smash Bros. 4
• Pit, Mario, Link, and Kirby return in it
• Endless Ocean
• Pikmin
• no new Zelda game – Skyward Sword is Wii-exclusive (which was confirmed a while ago)
• a Kirby game
• several new IP’s
• a Zelda collection, featuring Wind Waker
• an Animal Crossing title
• “some small, weird little RPG thing is coming from Nintendo”
• a Kid Icarus game to complement Kid Icarus: Uprising on the 3DS
• a first-person Metroid title
• a lineup of downloadable titles including both original designs and “remastered” Virtual Console games
• a new open-world Mario game (as opposed to previous stage-based designs)
• a new Donkey Kong Country title

Third-Party Games

• Dead Rising 2, with full features
• Super Street Fighter IV
• Resident Evil 5, “or something that looked like it”
• Silent Hill Downpour
• a new game from Suda51 about hunting demons; it’s not No More Heroes 3 (which was the first confirmed Café game)
• No More Heroes 3 will not be a launch title
• several comic book-based games, including one based on Spiderman
• a Shin Megami Tensei title
• several new IP’s including a few shooters and JRPG’s
• a mecha game that’s either Front Mission or Armored Core
• a variety of sports games
• Trauma Center: Current Crisis
• a variety of downloadable titles
• a SoulCalibur game (supported by earlier rumours)
• a Tekken game (may be Street Fighter vs. Tekken)
• Grand Theft Auto V will be announced, but it’s not an exclusive title
• a Ridge Racer game
• a Crystal Chronicles game that resembles a “proper” Final Fantasy game, but is developed by a different team
• a Metal Gear Solid game in which you play as a girl
• a cyberpunk game, possibly Snatcher
• a basketball game featuring a flaming ball
• a new Gradius game
• a 3D or 2.5D Castlevania game
• a tank RPG called Metal Saga C
• Contra: Current C
• a Sonic game, possibly a re-release of the one for the PlayStation 3
• a Fallout-like game, either Fallout 3, Fallout 4, or something in Fallout’s style
• most of the third-party games are getting shown as quick clips, and will not have much presence at E3

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